“Yes folks, our old adversary Yellow Paint Syndrome is back with a bubonic vengeance.”
“It’s just as well that security is so tight at airports these days. The bloke at the baggage X-ray machine told me my Olbas Oil and Anti-Snoring spray had to go.”
My take on the Galway water crisis. And when global warming kicks in we’ll have plenty of sand to bury our heads in.
“Who wasn’t somewhat enchanted by the legendary greeting uttered by Henry Stanley when he finally found Doctor Livingstone in the African jungle?”