This video is so awesome my eyes ACTUALLY CAUGHT FIRE.
Some of the YouTube comments are equally in awe of the awesome:
“Go, Chris go! Smooch that girl! Kill that metal guy! Blow stuff up! (i wonder if the guitar is heavy with all that glitter!) ”
“omg i just realized i have yet to watch this video in 2009. It’s better this year somehow! More 2009ier.”
“the alligator freaking rules! who cares if its totally irrelevant!”