Every fecking time. It must be awkward to poo on a poo so you’re best waiting on a nice fresh clean nappy to finish your business. It’s just myself and himself 3 days a week and it’s so much fun. We’re just at the walking stage now and it’s like watching a waddling parkour: every surface becomes a handhold until he gets wedged under the couch retrieving a ball. My other 2 are pretty much reared and have their own lives now so it’s nice to have a wee entity who depends on you for everything again.