Double Vision: I dream of turning the Beep-bip beep-bips into lovely gentle zzzeeeeees!

“Beep-bip! Beep-Bip! Beep-bip! No please no! I’m not ready to wake up yet. It’s still pitch black outside and – Hang on. I don’t have an alarm clock. Well, I do, but I only use it when absolutely necessary, because I loath and despise alarm clocks…” Charlie Adley’s Double Vision.