“I’ll just say my secret magic word. Which is Midi-chlorians”

When it comes to Star Wars, I fall so hard into the “prequels never happened, Special Editions never happened” camp I actually scuff my knees and elbows and burn my chin on the campfire. They’re appalling, I think we can all agree. But there’s been something bugging me about those Trade Federation ships ever since … Read more “I’ll just say my secret magic word. Which is Midi-chlorians”

Ireland’s first mass-tweeted movie!

That was great craic. Pressing play at the same time was like deciding who’s watch to use for the midnight countdown on New Year’s Eve, but it didn’t matter, we all got there in the end and there was even a late showing for those that couldn’t make the 8 o’clock. Great idea Damien. I’m … Read more Ireland’s first mass-tweeted movie!

Watchmen- Don’t Bother.

You would think that with 3 hours of screentime Watchmen would render some sense of sweeping narrative. Unfortunately while you do feel every minute go by, Watchmen is about as sweeping as a vacuum cleaner. There was no mystery or tension. It was like seeing a collection of Old Masters out of their frames and … Read more Watchmen- Don’t Bother.